langerdibs:
“ langerdibs:
“well this sounds promising
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This sounds like the advent of a furry pride campaign sponsored by two unlikely allies
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immaplatypus:

frogprayers:

frogprayers:

i bought green socks today and i am going to make a liddol frog!!!!!!!!!

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she is full of love!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i……….i adore her…….with every fiber of my being

posted at 2:01 am on Monday — 23,340 notes

flouryhedgehog:

glumshoe:

Human: “It must be a dreary existence, unable to love, to eat, to sleep, to laugh… I feel sorry for you.”
Robot: “I can laugh. I have a sense of humor, you know.”
Human: “Really? I’ve never heard you laugh before.”
Robot: “I’ve never heard you say anything funny.”

Hello 911 I’d like to report a violation of the First Law of Robotics, this robot just straight up murdered a human

posted at 1:53 am on Monday — 43,978 notes
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gooseweasel:

Good Backwards World Building: In the Harry Potter: Hogwarts Mystery mobile game, your player character must learn the charm Silencio, which causes the target to temporarily be unable to make any sound, during their fifth year at Hogwarts. During the class, it is revealed that one of the side effects of a failed Silencio charm is for the target of the spell to begin to swell uncontrollably. For players who are clever and remember the books, this will ring a bell- it was never explained why Aunt Marge in The Prisoner of Azkaban started swelling up when Harry got angry, only that he accidentally did magic. This reveal shows that in anger, his subconscious was likely trying to “shut her up”, causing a mis-cast Silencio charm, and therefore the side-effect of swelling. The reveal doesn’t change anything about the characters or their motivations, or add anything in particular to the plot. It’s just a neat bit of trivia.

Bad Backwards World Building: JKR tweets that [x] was part of [x minority group], even though there was no indication of such in the text, simply because it adds representation in hindsight.  

posted at 12:29 pm on Sunday — 22,119 notes

tahaniialjamil:

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posted at 12:25 pm on Sunday — 19,039 notes

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

vampireapologist:

ansixilus:

theghostofsomethingorother:

vampireapologist:

There is no packaging. It came wrapped in a swatch of cream colored cotton. I have no idea what to do with this

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stick it to the fridge

If that really came from inside the bath bomb, how is the hand holding it perfectly dry? If they took the time to dry it off, why take the pic over the tub? If not, why transfer the magnet to the dry hand, leaving only the wet hand for wielding the phone?

hi yeah I didn’t want to get water all over my phone since water Destroys Phones so I reached over to the towel hanging next to the bath and dried off my hands and the magnet before I picked up the phone let me know if you have any more questions my office hours are MWF 11AM-Noon or by appointment via email

also I play the banjo so I keep the nails on my right hand much longer than my left and I hate how short nails look so I DID switch hands

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IF YOU MUST KNOW

I TOOK THAT PHOTO BY SETTING A THREE SECOND TIMER AND TUCKING MY PHONE UNDER MY CHIN!! IT TOOK MULTIPLE TRIES!!! AM I UNDER ARREST OR AM I FREE TO GO

posted at 12:19 pm on Sunday — 9,876 notes
leaf-beard:
“ selki:
“My favourite toy is my: beenneebabe
I like it because: it is sofd
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